Posts

Crypto as High School Kids

avatar of @diebitch
25
·
0 views
·
1 min read

I like explaining crypto to the uninitiated. So, when I had to explain it to my cousin and her friends, I thought of doing it in a language they understand.

Bitcoin: The uber rich aloof kid who has no friends but is the envy of everyone. Everyone tries to copy his style.

BCH: Bitcoin's resentful younger sister who's always craving attention.

Ethereum: The rich good-looking kid who has a huge social circle. Really emo and wallows in self-pity sometimes. Looking to reinvent herself with a version 2.0.

ETC- Eth's sidekick.

Dogecoin: The class clown whose dad struck it rich and even he can't believe it.

MATIC: The exchange student from India who is suddenly garnering attention for her exotic looks and intelligence.

Monero: Mysterious goth, doesn't talk.

BNB: Teacher's pet, works smart, not hard.

ADA: Poor kid from the wrong side of town surviving with a scholarship.

EOS: Lazy genius, never fulfilled her potential.

CAKE: The hipster who loves alt music and hates mainstream stuff.

USDT: The cheerleader who always remains enthusiastic.

Posted Using LeoFinance Beta