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The European Central Bank Will Include Bitcoin In Its QE Program Starting From Q2 2021

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In a press conference held today Christine Lagarde, the chairwoman of the European Central Bank has announced the intention of the ECB to start purchasing Bitcoin to include it in its balance sheet. She said the ECB had been mulling over this move for quite some time behind closed doors adding that she and her colleagues at the ECB weren't born yesterday and knew exactly that the jig was up and it was only as matter of time before the euro would end in a disaster of epic proportions. The monetary union couldn't possibly go on without imploding soon. It had had so many things going against it from the get go that it was about time to bury the whole thing.

According to Mrs. Lagarde, the problem was that the ECB did not have capability to store the bitcoins properly. She admits that all the fanfare about the "digital euro" was just an elaborate ruse to cover up what was actually going on at the ECB. They had engineers working around the clock to build a cold storage system capable of storing on the bitcoins to function as the basis for the currency of a new European monetary union ready for deployment on the very first day of Q2 of 2021.